Per Cleanliness Ad Aspera

So it was time to upgrade the wash machine at chez GF.
The old one was a colossal chunking machine that outlived every and all statistics and was running its last miles (and making wayyyy tooo much noise in the process of slowly dying).
Take it out to its final resting place was, simply put, the text book definition of PITA, we had to disassemble it and take it out by pieces...